With the bedroom looking good we needed to get to the rest of the apartment - in our case that is just one, medium sized, open-plan room - a kitchen, living room, dining room, TV room all in one.
The number one priority for this room was a TV. You can't move to the country that invented television and not get the biggest, best TV you can find! In America they no longer sell those massive square TV sets (Ivor tells me they're called CRTs... whatever...); even if you don't want to get a thin plasma/ LCD, you don't have a choice. Luckily I really wanted a plasma - it's a status symbol in SA and I was really excited to choose one. So off we went to Best Buy - their slogan is 'Buyer Be Happy' and looked at screens till we were cross-eyed. We left with a 32-inch (81 cm) Plasma and a very smiley Heloise - Buyer was Happy!
I love TV! Yes... that is Tom Cruise in a towel.
Conveniently Ivor has connections so thanks to his colleague Zain we didn't need to squeeze the massive box through the bus doors on the 2 buses it would take to get from Best Buy to our place. Even more inconvenient was that the TV unit we picked out was at a shop, literally on the opposite side of town. 1-800 ZAIN - service with a smile! Thanks Zain!
Next we ordered cable! Well, that makes it sound really simple. While America is a service-oriented country, not everything runs as smoothly as one would hope. I'll summarize this 2 day palaver; if you are a newcomer to this fair land don't order cable specials online until you have a social security number. There was a lot of frustration but after 2 days of calls and 2 treks to the other side of town again to their offices we were sorted.
I have always wanted to have hundreds of channels to choose from, but have had to, up till now, make do with with the humble offerings of SABC 1,2 and 3 and E. I had, in a slightly manipulative move, made cable a requirement of my moving to America, hence the insistent 2 day palaver to get it organised!. And, for the record I don't spend all day, well, not every day, in front of the TV!
We also bought the pay channel Showtime for ..... DEXTER!!!!!!! Ne'er again shall there be Sunday night blues - well at least not until the end of the season!
Comcast conveniently offers broadband internet and this is probably one of the greatest things about America - it's freakishly fast, always on, broadband, wireless and it makes Ivor happy!
After splashing out on the bed and TV we needed to furnish the rest of the house as cheaply as possible! Enter garage sales and Craig's list!
Craig's list is a bargain hunters paradise. We found an advert for a $50 sofa and went to check it out. We arrived at the address and found this big blue monstrosity sitting on the patio covered in white dog hair. The owner, Adam, had brought the couch from his home town and was intending to use it in his varsity digs but couldn't fit it through the door. Clearly their attempts to force this flea infested brick through the door had failed because the door was off its hinges and was propped up against the wall as a testament to his story. I felt better knowing the couch had never been inside the varsity digs with 4 good looking undergrad boys in the biggest party school in America. I decided that the white fur could be removed and since I had been watching TV on the floor for 2 weeks too many, I gave him the $50 and asked if he could drop it off. This one was not going to fit in Zain's trusty boot. Americans are generally really friendly and Adam is a particularly amiable and warm character, he called his roommate and together they hauled the hairy blue monstrosity onto his pink truck and we headed off to my apartment.
They got the couch to the door and twisted and turned and bumped and grinded but brute force was not getting this couch through this doorway. The door knob knocked a dent into wall (don't tell the landlord) and Adam and his friend finally decided that our door would also have to be removed. Ivor arrived home just as they were attempting to remove the last screw. Ivor assessed the situation and suggested politely that they give it one more try before removing the door and with his instructions of 'lift and tilt' the couch was magically and with no force at all, suddenly in the house. Adam kindly put all the screws back into the hinges but I was wondering if he was suddenly contemplating the fact that this couch may have actually been able to fit through his doorway too. It only took one can of upholstery cleaner, a pet hair remover and a lint roller to make the couch usable. As an extra barrier I've covered it with some throws I picked up at Target.
Garage sales are very common in America; people lay out their unwanted items on the pavement and you can pick up good quality second-hand goods quite easily .... if you have a car. Ivor and I saw some great bargains ... from the window of the bus. We biked to a few garage sales and bought a few odd and ends that we could carry in a our backpacks but on one bike adventure we found a beautiful oak dining room table. I had to have it so I asked / begged that we could somehow arrange a home delivery (from a garage-sale). The guy, Paul, was so obliging and said that he would drive the table to us later that day, (further proof that Americans are really friendly people). We got to chatting when he brought the table over and we discovered that his late-father was a professor in the nuclear engineering department and he was really glad that we were the new owners of his beautiful table.
A week later he tracked Ivor down through the university and emailed to say that he still had the 6 oak chairs that go with the table in his basement and would it be convenient to us if he delivered them so the set could be complete at NO charge to us. (We had only paid $60 for the table in the first place). He's a typically generous guy and I intend to have him over to supper to share in the enjoyment of our fabulous table. (Note to self: Invite Paul for supper!)
And so our apartment became home. We just needed to put up all our pictures that we sent over from SA. Home sweet home! Stay tuned for more photos of our apartment coming soon.....
Interior Design 101 - The bed
According to various sources, interior design experts suggest that you decorate one room at a time, buy only things that you really love, develop a personal style and page through magazines collecting clippings of ideas you would like to re-create.
That's all good and well if you have two years, an infinite budget and easily accessible transport but this approach wasn't going to work for us. We had nothing and we needed a more basic plan. Step One: list the priorities - easy ... Bed! TV! Couch! Step Two: find bed, TV and couch - okay... Step Three: get them to the apartment - here's where it gets a little tricky.
We decided that the bed would be our biggest expense. We were not interested in a pre-owned option that most students pick up from garage sales... eeeuuuwww!!!!
We visited Mattress World (one only needs to take 2 buses to get there from our apartment). It was a blast lying on every bed we could find, testing for firmness, comfort and poofy-ness (under the ever-watchful eyes of the salesman). We even tried out all the beds that were seriously out of our budget just for fun. Who pays R 20 000 for a bed????????
We needed to choose the right size, in SA there are 5 sizes: Single, Three-Quarter, Double, Queen, King. In America there are only 4 sizes (they don't even bother with the small single bed): the Twin, the Full (this is a double bed but they don't want to offend the 'larger individual' who needs this size so they just call it a 'full' bed) and then Queen and King.
We decided that we wanted one of the mattresses with the extra comfort layer in a Queen size from a shop that delivered and we needed it soon - the blow-up camping mattress was not quite cutting it.
We found it ... the Simmons 'Beauty Sleep' Carmel EuroTop Queen mattress and base set, and that beauty sleep is really working - Ivor is looking more stunning with each night's rest!!! It has proved to be an amazing bed and the delivery was free and speedy. YAY!
We got our pillows, sheets and pillow cases from Walmart and on our search for a luxurious duvet (we were hoping for a duck-down duvet) we came up empty handed! They don't do duvets in this country (Note to self - don't say I'm heading to club duvet - no-one will get it). In America the norm is to use a fitted sheet on the bed followed by another flat sheet and then on top you get a colourful comforter ... what is a comforter? I'll let wikipedia explain ...
"A comforter is a type of blanket. Comforters are intended to keep the user warm, especially during sleep, although they can also be used as mattress pads. Comforters are generally large and rectangular in shape, filled with natural or synthetic insulative material and encased in a shell/covering. Like quilts, comforters are generally used with a set of sheets."
Our comforter is a nifty reversible black and grey number! Very mod!
The side tables come in a box from Walmart and were cleverly put together by Ivor. Finally we got to follow the interior design hints and add the things we love - a picture frame, 2 beautiful lamps and a micro-plush grey blanket from Target et voila ... a beautiful bedroom! Task 1 complete!
That's all good and well if you have two years, an infinite budget and easily accessible transport but this approach wasn't going to work for us. We had nothing and we needed a more basic plan. Step One: list the priorities - easy ... Bed! TV! Couch! Step Two: find bed, TV and couch - okay... Step Three: get them to the apartment - here's where it gets a little tricky.
We decided that the bed would be our biggest expense. We were not interested in a pre-owned option that most students pick up from garage sales... eeeuuuwww!!!!
We visited Mattress World (one only needs to take 2 buses to get there from our apartment). It was a blast lying on every bed we could find, testing for firmness, comfort and poofy-ness (under the ever-watchful eyes of the salesman). We even tried out all the beds that were seriously out of our budget just for fun. Who pays R 20 000 for a bed????????
We needed to choose the right size, in SA there are 5 sizes: Single, Three-Quarter, Double, Queen, King. In America there are only 4 sizes (they don't even bother with the small single bed): the Twin, the Full (this is a double bed but they don't want to offend the 'larger individual' who needs this size so they just call it a 'full' bed) and then Queen and King.
We decided that we wanted one of the mattresses with the extra comfort layer in a Queen size from a shop that delivered and we needed it soon - the blow-up camping mattress was not quite cutting it.
We found it ... the Simmons 'Beauty Sleep' Carmel EuroTop Queen mattress and base set, and that beauty sleep is really working - Ivor is looking more stunning with each night's rest!!! It has proved to be an amazing bed and the delivery was free and speedy. YAY!
We got our pillows, sheets and pillow cases from Walmart and on our search for a luxurious duvet (we were hoping for a duck-down duvet) we came up empty handed! They don't do duvets in this country (Note to self - don't say I'm heading to club duvet - no-one will get it). In America the norm is to use a fitted sheet on the bed followed by another flat sheet and then on top you get a colourful comforter ... what is a comforter? I'll let wikipedia explain ...
"A comforter is a type of blanket. Comforters are intended to keep the user warm, especially during sleep, although they can also be used as mattress pads. Comforters are generally large and rectangular in shape, filled with natural or synthetic insulative material and encased in a shell/covering. Like quilts, comforters are generally used with a set of sheets."
Our comforter is a nifty reversible black and grey number! Very mod!
The side tables come in a box from Walmart and were cleverly put together by Ivor. Finally we got to follow the interior design hints and add the things we love - a picture frame, 2 beautiful lamps and a micro-plush grey blanket from Target et voila ... a beautiful bedroom! Task 1 complete!
Shopping and Fireflies
32 hours of cars, planes, buses, taxis, walking and a pile of rotten cabbage... Home Sweet Home at last and all I wanted was to be whisked over the threshold of our new home, given a hot bath, good meal and a glass of Chardonnay. Alas 76 kg of baggage and an Ardmore carry case took priority. This little pack-mule was forced to carry herself over the threshold.
Completely empty! No Veuve Clicquot on ice, no bite-sized caviar snacks... no toiletpaper! We needed supplies. Luckily the brains of the operation had insider information, the local supermarket Giant is open 24/7 and is just up the road... he was wrong. To get to Giant you need to walk one and a half miles (what the heck is a mile anyway) down Circleville Road till it meets Blue Course Drive, turn left, continue for another half a mile further and then it's on the left. This little excursion took us a little over half an hour and after an extra hour of ambling up and down various aisles in our zombie-like state, struggling to multiply all the dollar prices by 8, we left with all the essentials; laughing cow cheese wedges, crackers, dish-washer tablets, frozen pizza, tinned tuna, and yes ... toilet paper. Obviously we were on fine form because we had no plates to wash, no tin opener and no baking trays. The cheese and crackers would have to do.
On the way home we walked on the bicycle path and although its scenic and rather lovely we were now laden with baggage again and it had started to rain. Just as my grumbling and whining turned supercritical (ask a nuclear engineer - that's a bad stage!) we saw the first of America's little gems ... magical, sparkly, exquisite fireflies - glowing unpredictable dots all around, amazing - enough to make you believe in faeries.
It was enough to get me home in a great mood where we showered, snacked and prepared for bed...
For our first nights rest we had come well prepared with a blow up camping mattress and... oh dear...
We hadn't quite got so far as to think about bedding so with no pillows, sheets or blankets we had to make do with a South African flag, some now wet towels, and a couple of rolled up jerseys. Shear sleep deprivation was enough to make up the difference. We were lights out squatting in our bedroom and it was heavenly.
Day one was over. Tomorrow we were to start building our new lives.
Completely empty! No Veuve Clicquot on ice, no bite-sized caviar snacks... no toiletpaper! We needed supplies. Luckily the brains of the operation had insider information, the local supermarket Giant is open 24/7 and is just up the road... he was wrong. To get to Giant you need to walk one and a half miles (what the heck is a mile anyway) down Circleville Road till it meets Blue Course Drive, turn left, continue for another half a mile further and then it's on the left. This little excursion took us a little over half an hour and after an extra hour of ambling up and down various aisles in our zombie-like state, struggling to multiply all the dollar prices by 8, we left with all the essentials; laughing cow cheese wedges, crackers, dish-washer tablets, frozen pizza, tinned tuna, and yes ... toilet paper. Obviously we were on fine form because we had no plates to wash, no tin opener and no baking trays. The cheese and crackers would have to do.
On the way home we walked on the bicycle path and although its scenic and rather lovely we were now laden with baggage again and it had started to rain. Just as my grumbling and whining turned supercritical (ask a nuclear engineer - that's a bad stage!) we saw the first of America's little gems ... magical, sparkly, exquisite fireflies - glowing unpredictable dots all around, amazing - enough to make you believe in faeries.
It was enough to get me home in a great mood where we showered, snacked and prepared for bed...
For our first nights rest we had come well prepared with a blow up camping mattress and... oh dear...
We hadn't quite got so far as to think about bedding so with no pillows, sheets or blankets we had to make do with a South African flag, some now wet towels, and a couple of rolled up jerseys. Shear sleep deprivation was enough to make up the difference. We were lights out squatting in our bedroom and it was heavenly.
Day one was over. Tomorrow we were to start building our new lives.
Its a looooooong way from home
Anyone who has traveled from the Southern tip of Africa to North America knows ... this is not a short trip!!!!
I can't believe that there are thousands of people taking this trip everyday ... in economy!
I'm more of a 10-hour-flight-kinda-gal. I have a well rehearsed flight routine; take off, settle in, order drinks (usually gin and tonic), choose a movie, eat dinner with at least 2 bottles of wine, watch movie, order post dinner drink (usually a Baileys's cream), start second movie, fall asleep, wake up feeling very dry, order water, take unfortunate but unavoidable trip to the airplane toilet, apply moisturiser, drink more water, begin descent, land!
On this trip from O.R. Tambo to J.F.K. on 10th August 2009 I executed my normal routine but at the point of 'waking up feeling dry' I discovered that we were about to descend into Dakar to refuel and I still needed to stay on that Airbus, in that tiny seat, for 2 hours on the ground plus another 8 hours in the air before arriving in New York. This is not a good experience for someone who is already feeling dry...
Nonetheless, after18 hours, we arrived safely in the United States of America, our home for the next few years. Actually we have arrived in New York City which is still many miles (who knows how far a mile is) from our final destination of State College, Pennsylvania. Add to this our 76-plus kilograms (who knows how many pounds that is) of luggage; 3 large bags of clothes, 1 deceptively heavy hand bag and an Ardmore vase (thank-you to all who contributed to our beautiful wedding gift) packed in a specially-made, awkward-to-carry, wooden box.
State College is known for being located equally inconveniently from every major city in the North East. We thus begin the second leg of the journey. First up is getting from the airport to China Town, in downtown Manhattan. We took a shuttle bus which is surprisingly similar to our mini-bus taxis. Although I have never taken a taxi in Jozi, I recognised many similarities; the driver had his arm hanging outside the window and raised it when pushing in front of other cars, he changed lanes more than necessary, drove at a faster speed than required, nearly caused numerous accidents and stopped where he thought appropriate.
We got a really quick overview of NYC as we dropped passengers all over town; near Broadway, 5th Avenue, Avenue of the Americas and finally, we were dropped in front of a derelict and condemned building with cabbage crates piled on the pavement in a not too classy part of China Town. Here we were to take the infamous China Town bus direct to State College. The china town bus is the cheapest way to travel between New York and State College and if you can handle the slight aroma of tuna fish, the non-English speaking driver and the fact that the bus is so old that trucks were overtaking us on the highway, it's rather effective.
It dropped us on South Atherton street from which we took a yellow taxi - (so American) to our new apartment on Farmstead Lane.
Total travel time from Westcliff, Johannesburg to Green Leaf Manor, State College: 32 hours!!!!!
Its a looooooong way from home.
Stay tuned for scenes from our next episode......
So after 32 hours of 'journey' (whoever said 'life's a journey, not a destination' obviously never traveled 32 hours straight!), we're in a new town, in an empty apartment, no food, one roll of toilet paper and a blow up mattress ...
I can't believe that there are thousands of people taking this trip everyday ... in economy!
I'm more of a 10-hour-flight-kinda-gal. I have a well rehearsed flight routine; take off, settle in, order drinks (usually gin and tonic), choose a movie, eat dinner with at least 2 bottles of wine, watch movie, order post dinner drink (usually a Baileys's cream), start second movie, fall asleep, wake up feeling very dry, order water, take unfortunate but unavoidable trip to the airplane toilet, apply moisturiser, drink more water, begin descent, land!
On this trip from O.R. Tambo to J.F.K. on 10th August 2009 I executed my normal routine but at the point of 'waking up feeling dry' I discovered that we were about to descend into Dakar to refuel and I still needed to stay on that Airbus, in that tiny seat, for 2 hours on the ground plus another 8 hours in the air before arriving in New York. This is not a good experience for someone who is already feeling dry...
Nonetheless, after18 hours, we arrived safely in the United States of America, our home for the next few years. Actually we have arrived in New York City which is still many miles (who knows how far a mile is) from our final destination of State College, Pennsylvania. Add to this our 76-plus kilograms (who knows how many pounds that is) of luggage; 3 large bags of clothes, 1 deceptively heavy hand bag and an Ardmore vase (thank-you to all who contributed to our beautiful wedding gift) packed in a specially-made, awkward-to-carry, wooden box.
State College is known for being located equally inconveniently from every major city in the North East. We thus begin the second leg of the journey. First up is getting from the airport to China Town, in downtown Manhattan. We took a shuttle bus which is surprisingly similar to our mini-bus taxis. Although I have never taken a taxi in Jozi, I recognised many similarities; the driver had his arm hanging outside the window and raised it when pushing in front of other cars, he changed lanes more than necessary, drove at a faster speed than required, nearly caused numerous accidents and stopped where he thought appropriate.
We got a really quick overview of NYC as we dropped passengers all over town; near Broadway, 5th Avenue, Avenue of the Americas and finally, we were dropped in front of a derelict and condemned building with cabbage crates piled on the pavement in a not too classy part of China Town. Here we were to take the infamous China Town bus direct to State College. The china town bus is the cheapest way to travel between New York and State College and if you can handle the slight aroma of tuna fish, the non-English speaking driver and the fact that the bus is so old that trucks were overtaking us on the highway, it's rather effective.
It dropped us on South Atherton street from which we took a yellow taxi - (so American) to our new apartment on Farmstead Lane.
Total travel time from Westcliff, Johannesburg to Green Leaf Manor, State College: 32 hours!!!!!
Its a looooooong way from home.
Stay tuned for scenes from our next episode......
So after 32 hours of 'journey' (whoever said 'life's a journey, not a destination' obviously never traveled 32 hours straight!), we're in a new town, in an empty apartment, no food, one roll of toilet paper and a blow up mattress ...
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